hallelujah! -Today I finally finished the painting of Herman*
*[*terms and conditions apply. Other monotonous activities are available. Further touchups may be necessary]*
Now, I dinnae want to encourage pedantry, but the quick-witted amongst you may have noticed that there’s a thin strip of white down the middle of the roof, which still wants painting. This strip bears mute testimony to the length [or shortness] of my arms combined with the feeble altitude achieved with my crappy, rickety B&Q stepladder and shall be taken care of by attaching a longer handle to a paintbrush - just as soon as this lot is dry. But, as near as dammit, he’s finally all painted up.
Next job: Sorting out the windscreen wipers. And then I can move onto the welding of the floor - after which the camper conversion proper begins!